Say What You Want About Denny's...

...but this is my new favorite franchise to make potty pit-stops. They are always in the middle of nowhere but conveniently so because that's where I am usually when nature calls. I don't know about their food but it's always right off the highway, there's ample parking and when I bust in past the hungry, waiting masses straight to the restroom, no one bats an eye. The hostess doesn't stop me or even notice me for that matter. It's hassle-free and wonderful. All that and clean, modern facilities to boot. We're talking automatic soap dispensers and plentiful toilet-seat covers. Hands down better than the truck stop accommodations you get at the gas station or the gamble you take at the nearest McDonald's. Welcome back, Denny's. Welcome back.